Thursday, October 2, 2008

A GET TO KNOW YOU EMAIL SENT TO US BY AUNT KATIE

AS TOLD BY VAN!

1.What time did you get up this morning?
7:30

2.Diamonds or pearls?
I PREFER PLASTIC

3.What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
NEVER SEEN ONE, MY PARENTS DONT WANT TO BE BANNED FROM THE THEATER FOREVER

4.What is your favorite TV show?
I LOVE MY BABY GENIUS DVD, LOVE THE MUSIC

5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
OATMEAL AND/OR A BOTTLE OF BABY FOOD AND A BOTTLE OF FORMULA

6.What is your middle name?
JORDAN

7.What food do you dislike?
PEAS.

8.What is your favorite CD at moment?
ANYTHING DANCE WORTHY, I ALSO LOVE THE SONG ON MY UNCLE LANDON'S PHONE.

9.What kind of car do you drive?
I DON'T ACTUALLY DRIVE, I HAVE MY OWN DRIVER

10.Favorite sandwich?
I LOVE TOAST WITH JAM

11.What characteristic do you despise?
LAME AND BORING

12.Favorite item of clothing?
MY BIRTHDAY SUIT, I HATE CLOTHES!!!

13.If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you?
THE PARK

14.Favorite brand of clothing?
I AM SERIOUSLY THE MOST STYLISH KID THERE IS, I PREFER TO DIVERSIFY MY WARDROBE

15.Where would you retire to?
AT 8 MONTHS OLD I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A ROOM FULL OF VACUMES. I STARE AT ANY VACUME AS IF IT IS MY LONG LOST BEST FRIEND. MY UNCLE LANDON TAKES ME FOR RIDES ON THEM!


16.What was your most recent memorable birthday?
JANUARY 21ST, 2008

17.Favorite sport to watch?
I PREFER ROLL THE BALL ACROSS THE ROOM

18.Farthermost place you are sending this?
MY GRANDMA IN SALT LAKE CITY

19.Person you expect to send it back first?
MY GRANDMA ALREADY DID AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

20.When is your birthday?
JAN 21,08

21.Are you a morning person or a night person?
DEFINATLEY MORNING, I AM A COLLOSAL SHIT PAST 8PM

22.What is your shoe size?
5, IN BABY

23.Pets?
I LOVE DOGS AND HORSES AND COWS! I HAVE LOTS OF THEM!

24.Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
MY POOP WAS RED AND ORANGE THIS MORNING!

25.What did you want to be when you were little?
A GROWN UP.

26.How are you today?
I HAVE A TOOTH ACHE :(

27.What is your favorite candy?
CHOCOLATE MAKES ME THROW UP! PUMPKIN PIE IS MY FAVORITE TREAT, NEVER HAD THIS THING YOU CALL CANDY.

28.What is your favorite flower?
WHICH EVER ONE WOULD TASTE THE BEST.

29.What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
THE DAY I CAN WALK SO I DONT HAVE TO LET MY WEINER DRAG ON THE COLD TILE FLOOR WHEN I CRAWL INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE MOM IS TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN AND CHANGE MY DIAPER.

30.What is your full name?
VAN JORDAN NIELSEN, YOU CAN CALL ME MEATY THOUGH

31.What are you listening to right now?
MY MOM TYPING.

32.What was the last thing you ate?
A CARROT

33.Do you wish on stars?
DON'T HAVE TO, MY WISH IS ANYONES COMMAND

34.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
YELLOW. MY FAVORITE TOYS ARE YELLOW

35.How is the weather right now?
I DON'T CARE, I WANT TO GO FOR A WALK!

36.The first person you spoke to on the phone today?
MY DAD, I TRIED TO EAT HIM THROUGH THE PHONE.

37.Favorite soft drink?
APPLE JUICE

38.Favorite restaurant?
LOS HERMANOS, I LOVE THEIR REFRIED BEANS!

39.Real hair color?
DIRTY BLONDE LIKE MY MOMMYS

40.What was your favorite toy as a child?
A BIG BLUE BALL AND MY BABY RUBBER DUCKY THAT I USE WHEN I CAN'T FIND MY BINKY, OH I ALMOST FORGOT PHONES.....I L...O...V...E.... PHONES!

41.Summer or winter?
Summer

42.Hugs or kisses?
NEITHER, I WILL GIVE KISSES BUT I DON'T LIKE TO GET THEM AND I HATE ANYONE WHO TRYS TO HUG ME FOR LONGER THAN 2.2 SECONDS!

43.Chocolate or Vanilla?
NEVER TRIED VANILLA BUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ME THROW UP

44.Coffee or tea?
DOES COKE COUNT? DONT WORRY GRANDMA I DON'T DRINK COKE. CLARK GAVE ME A SIP ONCE AND MY MOM ALMOST THREW HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW.

45.Do you want your friends to email you back?
I AM TOO BUSY TO READ WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE TO SAY.

46.When was the last time you cried?
I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW. WHY WONT MY MOM LET ME POUND ON THE KEY BOARD?

47.What is under your bed?
NOTHING, MY BED HAS WHEELS!

48.What did you do last night?
TOOK MY MOM TO HER PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS AND THEN WENT TO THE BASEBALL PARK WITH MY DAD.

49.What are you afraid of ?
ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!

50.Salty or sweet?
SWEET

51.How many keys on your key ring?
I LOVE....MY MOMS KEYS AND SHE HAS 4

52.How many years at your current job?
8 MONTHS

53.Favorite day of the week?
ANY FUN DAY!

54.How many towns have you lived in?
UNO

55.Do you make friends easily?
HECK YES! EVERYWHERE I GO!

56.How many people will you send this to?
1

57.How many will respond?
1

2 comments:

Herd of Sheps said...

You are freaking hilarious! I love it. What a fun twist on the traditional "Getting to know you" emails I am so used to reading. Plus, it allowed me to get to know Van a little better. Entertainment and Introduction all wrapped into one post, WOW, you are amazing! Loved it!

amanda said...

that is funny. i cant believe you said shit.