I have been tagged/6 quirks about me

I laughed like a flip'n lunatic when reading Kellie's that I decided what the heck!

Rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you
2. Mention rules on your blog
3. Tell about six quirks of yours
4. Tag six fellow bloggers to do the same
5. Leave them a comment to let them know


1. Okay here we go, I think these "quirks" are more like OCD matters to me. When putting folded towels away "the pretty side" has to be facing out. They have to be folded going the same direction and smooth.

2.While I lay in bed I cannot stand to see any door open. We leave our bedroom door cracked open, as long as I can't see it from around the corner.

3.I also cannot leave for a vacation without my house being spotless. I also like the feeling of coming home to a clean house and only having the dirty laundry from the vacation but my main reason is....If we never come home from the vacation I want the people who have to deal with our passing to come into a spotless home and not have to deal with my wreckage on top of my death. Demented?

4. The feeling of manure haunts me! When I touch something with my hands or feet that I perceive as dirty it takes me a full shower before feeling like I no longer have a full coating of manure on my hands and feet. Just washing my hands/feet doesn't seem to help.

5.I absolutely LOVE to pop zits! Only if it is on certain people though, otherwise I gag and feel the manure thing going on again. I especially love the kind that you can almost hear pop through the surface.

6. Vacuum lines!!!! I love vacuum lines!!!! As they start to fade my house feels filthy.

I tag..Amanda, Kelly M., Teresa, Katelyn, Suzy and Ashlie.

Something to Chew On

I am not going to tell you the website because that would just prove to everyone just how far from perfect I actually am but one of my favorite blogs posted this....
Let it be mine for just a second and give me an answer!

Indulge me for a second and consider this scenario: let's say you're given the opportunity to donate some money to a desperate family who would use it to feed their children, but were only able to do so if you donated the same amount of money to someone you knew would use it to buy crack. Would you do it?

How Life Changes

It's funny how life changes, it contains a lot of firsts, firsts that hold indescribable feeling, a feeling that you will never feel again with the same magnitude. As you grow you can't imagine being old enough to do a lot of things. When you get married there is this craziness of blending 2 homes into one and as you prepare for a new baby it is beyond something that you can put into words. I remember this exact day last year, Saturday conference session, opening day of the elk hunt. It was raining just like it was today and I was 6 months pregnant. Anyone who was around for my pregnancy knows that I hated every last second of it, so last year at this time I thought I was going to die and there was just no way that I would ever feel more uncomfortable...little did I know what the next 3 months had in store. Anyway....conference weekend last year, rainy....Afton and I went to Salt Lake to a boutique to find some fashionable maternity pants. I remember telling her that I couldn't believe that I was actually preparing for a baby. On our way home she said to me "Won't it be so weird next year at this time when we are taking Van with us to the mall, it won't be just us, he will be here." I couldn't imagine that this little person that we had referred to as Van from the very moment I found out I was pregnant (I already knew he was a boy) was inside of me and actually going to come out and have a spot in this world. Jordan and I talked about it for 9 + months. One day you leave the house, just the two of you and then you come home with 3 and all of the sudden it isn't just Jordan and Jamie's house but Van's house too. Van is an actual person who has belongings just like the rest of us, belongings that he would take with him where ever he may go, a room, clothing that isn't meant for any one but him. It is so surreal to know that the room that was an office is now a real persons room, VAN'S room. I hung some coat hooks in the laundry room just a few days ago, preparing for winter and wanting to have easy access to a coat as we are walking out the door. I smile every time I even walk into the room, Jordan comments on it every time he walks through the back door. This little man has a hook on the wall, one that is all for him, one that hold his very own coat.

A GET TO KNOW YOU EMAIL SENT TO US BY AUNT KATIE

AS TOLD BY VAN!

1.What time did you get up this morning?
7:30

2.Diamonds or pearls?
I PREFER PLASTIC

3.What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
NEVER SEEN ONE, MY PARENTS DONT WANT TO BE BANNED FROM THE THEATER FOREVER

4.What is your favorite TV show?
I LOVE MY BABY GENIUS DVD, LOVE THE MUSIC

5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
OATMEAL AND/OR A BOTTLE OF BABY FOOD AND A BOTTLE OF FORMULA

6.What is your middle name?
JORDAN

7.What food do you dislike?
PEAS.

8.What is your favorite CD at moment?
ANYTHING DANCE WORTHY, I ALSO LOVE THE SONG ON MY UNCLE LANDON'S PHONE.

9.What kind of car do you drive?
I DON'T ACTUALLY DRIVE, I HAVE MY OWN DRIVER

10.Favorite sandwich?
I LOVE TOAST WITH JAM

11.What characteristic do you despise?
LAME AND BORING

12.Favorite item of clothing?
MY BIRTHDAY SUIT, I HATE CLOTHES!!!

13.If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you?
THE PARK

14.Favorite brand of clothing?
I AM SERIOUSLY THE MOST STYLISH KID THERE IS, I PREFER TO DIVERSIFY MY WARDROBE

15.Where would you retire to?
AT 8 MONTHS OLD I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A ROOM FULL OF VACUMES. I STARE AT ANY VACUME AS IF IT IS MY LONG LOST BEST FRIEND. MY UNCLE LANDON TAKES ME FOR RIDES ON THEM!


16.What was your most recent memorable birthday?
JANUARY 21ST, 2008

17.Favorite sport to watch?
I PREFER ROLL THE BALL ACROSS THE ROOM

18.Farthermost place you are sending this?
MY GRANDMA IN SALT LAKE CITY

19.Person you expect to send it back first?
MY GRANDMA ALREADY DID AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

20.When is your birthday?
JAN 21,08

21.Are you a morning person or a night person?
DEFINATLEY MORNING, I AM A COLLOSAL SHIT PAST 8PM

22.What is your shoe size?
5, IN BABY

23.Pets?
I LOVE DOGS AND HORSES AND COWS! I HAVE LOTS OF THEM!

24.Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
MY POOP WAS RED AND ORANGE THIS MORNING!

25.What did you want to be when you were little?
A GROWN UP.

26.How are you today?
I HAVE A TOOTH ACHE :(

27.What is your favorite candy?
CHOCOLATE MAKES ME THROW UP! PUMPKIN PIE IS MY FAVORITE TREAT, NEVER HAD THIS THING YOU CALL CANDY.

28.What is your favorite flower?
WHICH EVER ONE WOULD TASTE THE BEST.

29.What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
THE DAY I CAN WALK SO I DONT HAVE TO LET MY WEINER DRAG ON THE COLD TILE FLOOR WHEN I CRAWL INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE MOM IS TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN AND CHANGE MY DIAPER.

30.What is your full name?
VAN JORDAN NIELSEN, YOU CAN CALL ME MEATY THOUGH

31.What are you listening to right now?
MY MOM TYPING.

32.What was the last thing you ate?
A CARROT

33.Do you wish on stars?
DON'T HAVE TO, MY WISH IS ANYONES COMMAND

34.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
YELLOW. MY FAVORITE TOYS ARE YELLOW

35.How is the weather right now?
I DON'T CARE, I WANT TO GO FOR A WALK!

36.The first person you spoke to on the phone today?
MY DAD, I TRIED TO EAT HIM THROUGH THE PHONE.

37.Favorite soft drink?
APPLE JUICE

38.Favorite restaurant?
LOS HERMANOS, I LOVE THEIR REFRIED BEANS!

39.Real hair color?
DIRTY BLONDE LIKE MY MOMMYS

40.What was your favorite toy as a child?
A BIG BLUE BALL AND MY BABY RUBBER DUCKY THAT I USE WHEN I CAN'T FIND MY BINKY, OH I ALMOST FORGOT PHONES.....I L...O...V...E.... PHONES!

41.Summer or winter?
Summer

42.Hugs or kisses?
NEITHER, I WILL GIVE KISSES BUT I DON'T LIKE TO GET THEM AND I HATE ANYONE WHO TRYS TO HUG ME FOR LONGER THAN 2.2 SECONDS!

43.Chocolate or Vanilla?
NEVER TRIED VANILLA BUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ME THROW UP

44.Coffee or tea?
DOES COKE COUNT? DONT WORRY GRANDMA I DON'T DRINK COKE. CLARK GAVE ME A SIP ONCE AND MY MOM ALMOST THREW HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW.

45.Do you want your friends to email you back?
I AM TOO BUSY TO READ WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE TO SAY.

46.When was the last time you cried?
I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW. WHY WONT MY MOM LET ME POUND ON THE KEY BOARD?

47.What is under your bed?
NOTHING, MY BED HAS WHEELS!

48.What did you do last night?
TOOK MY MOM TO HER PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS AND THEN WENT TO THE BASEBALL PARK WITH MY DAD.

49.What are you afraid of ?
ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!

50.Salty or sweet?
SWEET

51.How many keys on your key ring?
I LOVE....MY MOMS KEYS AND SHE HAS 4

52.How many years at your current job?
8 MONTHS

53.Favorite day of the week?
ANY FUN DAY!

54.How many towns have you lived in?
UNO

55.Do you make friends easily?
HECK YES! EVERYWHERE I GO!

56.How many people will you send this to?
1

57.How many will respond?
1